shitifindon:

internet, i am so happy about chris pratt

Dat lip bite doh.

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Spotted this at the library. Much approval. Wow. #doge #supportyourlocallibrary #bookborrower4life

Spotted this at the library. Much approval. Wow. #doge #supportyourlocallibrary #bookborrower4life

The Universe knows what I’m up to this weekend! #fortune #fyf #roadtrip #suchexcite

The Universe knows what I’m up to this weekend! #fortune #fyf #roadtrip #suchexcite

artsy-witch:

"Thank you for expressing interest in the Bookseller role with Barnes & Noble | Nook Media.

After careful review of your background, we have chosen to pursue other candidates whose skills and background more closely align with the qualifications of the role.”

Translation:

"Thank you for…

artsy-witch:

rnishka:

ohhhh shit oh shit oh shit

burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

artsy-witch:

rnishka:

ohhhh shit oh shit oh shit

burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

hermione + text posts

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weirdthingsinbookshops:

Customer: Do you have a children’s book called ‘The Lying Bitch and the Wardrobe’ by CS Lewis? 
Me: Yeah… that’s not what it’s called.

Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

Jiminy Crickets, making all these calls to strangers has been a trial. It’s a constant game of “Guess What Our Name’s Ethnicity Origin Is and See If You Can Pronounce it Right.”

And I always lose.

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

This has been showing up a lot in my life for the past week.

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

This has been showing up a lot in my life for the past week.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via jerryfett)

This is the rarest core type. Phoenix feathers are capable of the greatest range of magic, though they may take longer than either unicorn or dragon cores to reveal this. They show the most initiative, sometimes acting of their own accord, a quality that many witches and wizards dislike.

Phoenix feather wands are always the pickiest when it comes to potential owners, for the creature from which they are taken is one of the most independent and detached in the world. These wands are the hardest to tame and to personalise, and their allegiance is usually hard won.

My wand, according to Pottermore.com, is a 14 in.  alder wood with phoenix core ^_^ I want to get this created so I can actually have my wand.

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